“You are both blinded by your own ego. You have to learn to let go of it. Have you not been paying attention to a word of what I have been saying”? This was His Holiness. He sounded exasperated.
“Your Holiness, I beg your pardon, but Reddy here needs this lesson more than I do. He is the one who is not willing to let go”, Naidu said.
“Oh yeah, I need this lesson more?” Reddy retorted in a sarcastic tone, drawing out every word. Then he turned to His Holiness, “Your Holiness, he keeps insulting me and yet wants concessions from me. Just a few minutes back he insulted my wife, questioned her character”
“It’s not an insult if it is true”, Naidu butted in. He was smirking slyly. “What about the names you called me? What about the subtle suggestion that I may have more than one father?”
It was Reddy’s turn to smirk. “First of all, there was nothing subtle about the suggestion”, he half chuckled here, “And as you say, it is not an insult if it is true. Now who needs the lesson more?”
Naidu, red with anger, violently lunged out of his chair. Seeing this, Reddy sprang up, ready for the assault he knew to be coming. And for the third time in half an hour, His Holiness’s two disciples had to intervene. They quickly ran one each to Reddy and Naidu and held them back. They made them sit back in their chairs. The disciples went back to standing in their respective corners.
It was a high ceilinged, largish room. This was the room in which His Holiness gave audience to devotees and visitors. The walls and the ceiling were painted white. On the walls hung large life sized paintings of various Hindu gods and goddesses. There were also two large photographs of His Holiness. One of them was in profile, showing His Holiness deep in thought and gazing into the distance. The other one was a frontal shot with His Holiness smiling visage beaming down on anyone who would set their eyes on the photograph. Right under this photograph, stood a high backed ornate throne like chair, meant for His Holiness. He was sitting in this chair now, cross legged, looking a little troubled and very annoyed with Reddy and Naidu.
Reddy and Naidu were seated facing his Holiness in simple plastic chairs. There was no other furniture in the room. Even these chairs were brought in especially for Reddy and Naidu. Normally visitors and devotees sat on the floor while His Holiness seated himself on the throne. But these were no ordinary visitors. They were two of the wealthiest businessmen in the town, not to mention generous donors to His Holiness’s ashram. So exceptions were made. And besides the purpose of this visit was not spiritual in nature. It was more mundane and earthly. Naidu and Reddy had a long standing land dispute, which had of late become nasty and had started affecting others in the town. With their businesses and resources, both of these businessmen generated significant employment. A two decade old land dispute had turned them into arch rivals. Litigation ensued and would have continued for another two decades and even more. However a recent government initiative made matters a little more urgent. The town was of some minor historical importance and the state government was running an initiative to promote tourism across the state. As part of that initiative the town received grants to develop a certain area of the town. The disputed land was right in the middle of this area. The whole project would be in danger if the dispute was not resolved. And the only way to quickly resolve it was an out of court settlement.
Other prominent citizens of the town had gotten together, including the district magistrate and the superintendent of police. They tried to prevail upon the two businessmen to settle their dispute so that the whole town could benefit. But to no avail. The rivalry had gone or for too long and ran so deep that the businessmen refused to compromise. It was no longer only the land dispute that was the problem between them. It had spilled over to many other aspects of their relationship. It was personal now.
After trying and failing, these prominent citizens, as a last ditch effort, had approached His Holiness. For all their rivalry, Reddy and Naidu had one thing in common. They were both deeply devout and particularly venerated His Holiness. They were both generous donors to the Ashram. The citizens felt that if anybody could prevail upon the two to resolve their dispute, it would be His Holiness. They would not, could not say no to Him.
On his part His Holiness was reluctant to intervene. He did have a history of successful mediations but they were for domestic matters –small change compared to what he was being asked to do now. He did not want to get involved in property and money matters. But those prominent citizens could not be turned away. They begged him to intervene. Pointed out the benefits to the town that a successful resolution would bring. They sang his praises. Extolled his spirituality and called His Holiness –Him of the Golden Tongue. His Holiness finally relented and agreed to talk to the two. But he still did not like interfering.
His Holiness had a stellar reputation in the town and in the neighboring villages. Devotees thronged to his Ashram to hear his sermons. And it is true what the prominent citizens had said. His Holiness, indeed was possessed of a golden tongue. He was a gifted speaker. He knew his scriptures and lore well. And he could expound in a manner that was accessible and profound at the same time. He was also genuinely moved by human suffering and with the help of generous donors had actually run several good initiatives for the poor and the needy. He regularly gave audiences and dispensed advice-both spiritual and mundane. Several marriages owed their longevity to him, as did the unity of many families… True, he had his faults. But those faults were refreshingly very un-godman like. He enjoyed good food and had an incorrigible sweet tooth. He also liked forwarding Good morning messages on WhatsApp. Some townsfolk could not forgive these flaws. They could not forgive anything that made the Godman human. But most devotees did. His Holiness was kind. He had great presence and a better presence of mind. He was witty and at times funny. His sermons were peppered with humor, which sometimes bordered on the risqué. Most devotees felt closer to him because he could be both godman like and human. And they continued thronging to him. He had a kind word for everyone and seemed to be curiously devoid of affectations that afflicted other godmen. In short, His Holiness was a decent man, a genuine curiosity in our times.
It was this decency that explained His Holiness’s hesitation to intervene. He was not sure if that was the right thing to do. But he had given into flattery and had agreed. And he regretted his decision five minutes into the meeting. Bawling toddlers would have been better, His Holiness was thinking. No sooner had the meeting begun, Reddy and Naidu had started trading insults. They almost came to blows three times. Luckily his disciples had been at hand to intervene. And it had not even been half an hour. He was cursing himself for having agreed to do this. This meeting was just after lunch and this is what he had given up post lunch siesta for! Besides he had begun to feel a little funny. Something that he had eaten during lunch was not agreeing with his stomach and he wasn’t feeling too good. He shifted uncomfortably on his throne, feeling aggrieved, annoyed and angry with himself.
Yet something had to be done. He had to take control of the situation. He raised his voice. He had an impressive baritone.
“Enough, you two”, His Holiness barked at them, “You ought to be ashamed of yourselves. This is not behavior fit for this ashram. Behave yourselves.”
Reddy looked petulant. Naidu sullen.
His Holiness softened. He said softly now, “Listen, I have called you here with a purpose. Think of the greater good. Think of the town. Think of what can happen, if you two are able to put your differences aside. I am appealing to your higher nature. Is your higher nature not calling upon you? Can you ignore its call”?
Naidu spoke up even before His Holiness had ended his sentence. “Your Holiness, I had come here with good intent. I am willing to compromise. It is Reddy who is the problem. What higher nature, Sire, he is not even human”
Then it begun all over again. Reddy started yelling. They again started trading insults.
His Holiness was now not feeling too good. These two were getting on his nerves. And there were funny noises emerging from his considerable, rotund belly. Luckily these sounds were drowned in the general yelling. But his Holiness knew the noises only too well. He had regrettably extensive experience with these noises. His Holiness, in his fondness for food, was not entirely discriminating or moderate. And from time to time, these noises reminded him of his immoderation. These noises were but a prelude to what His Holiness knew would be an unpleasant afternoon most of which would be spent in the rest room. He was not looking forward to it. Yet he knew with sinking certainty, what was to be. He squirmed in his seat, his face contorting as the first wave of extreme discomfort swept through him. His disciples noticed this too. And they recognized the signs immediately. They made a mental note to cancel the rest of his audiences for the day.
In his squirming and contortions, his Holiness had zoned out. He suddenly came to and realized that he had to postpone the meeting. He could not possibly continue like this. Dealing with this, when he was at his best was in itself difficult. In the state that he was in and thinking of what was to come, it was well-nigh impossible. He would ask them to come back tomorrow. And he would tell them to stop behaving like children and think about their behavior. He would again appeal to them to listen to the call of their higher nature.
And he told them all of that. Their response surprised him.
“Nothing will change, your Holiness”, Naidu said, “What will change by tomorrow”
“Yes sire”, Reddy spoke up, “some people will never change. Much less in a day”
At least they agreed on something.
“I urge you two to think about what I am saying. Please think this over. Sleep over this. Come back tomorrow. Listen to what I am saying. Tomorrow would be better. I don’t think we can do this now”, His Holiness in an imploring tone.
“This man won’t change by tomorrow, Sire. He won’t change in ages”
“Yeah and what about you, you two faced thief”
“Bastard”
“Cuckold”
They continued abusing each other.
His Holiness sighed. What would he do with them? What could he tell them to make them leave? He could not possibly tell them what he was going through and what sort of an afternoon he expected to have. As he was grappling with these questions, a sudden spasm in his belly urgently informed His Holiness that he could wait no longer. He had to go now. Otherwise it will be too late. Whether or not Reddy and Naidu heeded to the calls of their higher nature, he certainly had a call he could no longer ignore.
He uncrossed his legs and hurriedly got up from his throne. He stood up and hurriedly tried to make for the door which led to his personal chambers. He was wearing a long saffron robe and in his hurry he tripped. As he tripped he fell face first and landed fully prostrate at the feet of the two businessmen.
For a second the two were too busy to notice. They were still yelling at each other. But the loud thud from His Holiness’s fall made them look in the direction of the throne and finding it empty they were momentarily confused. They looked around the room and a couple of seconds later when they noticed the Sire prostrate at their feet, they screamed and sprang out of their chairs. The two disciples, who were also momentarily distracted, to notice the fall, saw the Sire lying down at the feet of the two businessmen. They were too stunned to move for a few seconds. And then they rushed forward.
Meanwhile, His Holiness was himself confused. He remembered he was erect a moment ago. He was not entirely sure how he had ended up on the floor. He tried to find his bearings and understand what happened. And then another spasm hit, with greater urgency, this time. Nothing mattered after that. What happened? Why was he on the floor? How did he end up here? All of these questions could be answered later. His Holiness sprang upright from his prostrate position with surprising agility for someone so rotund. His disciples who had almost reached him stopped in their tracks surprised at this feat of agility.
As he stood up, His Holiness was now face to face with Reddy and Naidu. All color had left both their faces. His Holiness had prostrated in front of them! They were shivering. Their lips were quivering.
“Your Holiness …” one of them tried to speak.
His Holiness could stand it no longer. He folded his hands and begged them.
“Please I can’t take it anymore. Please, please come back tomorrow”
“Your Holiness, a thousand apologies for our behavior. It was not worthy…..”
“Please, please. I have to go. Please come back tomorrow.” His Holiness folded his hands once again.
“Your Holiness, we will behave. We have been boors. Please forgive us. Don’t leave us”
His Holiness now had started at a trot towards the door that led to his personal chambers. The two businessmen started trotting beside him. “Please Sire, please don’t go”
“I have to, you don’t understand. I can’t be here anymore. I can’t take it”.
One of them dared to lightly grab the sire by his elbow. His Holiness slowed down for a moment and was horrified when he realized he had slowed down.
“Don’t stop me, please. I beg of you two”, His Holiness was almost in tears.”Let me go. I can’t be here anymore. Don’t follow me.”
At this the two stopped. His Holiness rushed out of the door. He reached his chambers and entered the restroom. Luckily, he was just in time. But he knew, he was going to spend a long afternoon in there.
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His Holiness had recovered by the next morning. He had to skip dinner and had to take his usual pill, but he had fully recovered. He was even in high spirits. He would see those two again today, he thought. He doubted he could do much but he had given his word and he would try his best. He even promised himself that he would watch what he ate today. He did not want a repeat of yesterday. As he was thinking these thoughts, he heard a knock on his door.
“Enter”, he said.
It was one of his disciples.
He bowed low and said, “Sire, the District Magistrate and the Superintendent of the Police are here. They are requesting an audience.”
His Holiness was surprised. It was quite unlike them to drop in unannounced. Did something else come up? Was there a new urgency to resolve the dispute? Were they here to check on the status?
His Holiness was a little worried now. He resolved to tell them that he was trying and it was not an easy problem to solve. The two businessmen would kill each other before compromising. But he would still try.
Thinking these thoughts, he entered the audience room. The DM and the SP were seated in the same plastic chairs as Reddy and Naidu were sitting in yesterday. As soon as he entered the room, the two got up and prostrated themselves before him. His Holiness blessed them and took his seat on the throne. He was about to speak, when the DM spoke up.
“Thank you, your Holiness. We can’t thank you enough for what you have done.”
“Truly sire, you are a true miracle worker. You resolved a 20 year old dispute in less than a day”
His Holiness was confused. He noticed that both the DM and the SP were beaming.
“I am meeting them today. I was going to call them”, he mumbled.
“I am glad to hear that Sire. But they are too ashamed. You may have to coax them to come”, the DM said.
“Ashamed? Why?” His Holiness was getting increasingly puzzled.
“Your Holiness, you truly are not of this world if you have to ask that question”, the SP said reverentially, “I mean I would be ashamed too if I were in their position”
“Yes sire”, the DM said, “they told us what happened. They were bawling like babies”
His Holiness, while still confused, understood that this was something good.
“So, what did they tell you?” he asked his eyebrows knitted.
“That you really showed them how to let go of their ego. How to answer the call of their higher nature”, the DM replied.
“Go on”, His Holiness said.
“Yes Sire”, the SP now eagerly cut in, “they told us how they behaved like boors. How they behaved in a way that was not worthy of your holy presence. Yet, you showed them how to leave their egos behind.”
“And how did I exactly did I do that? Did they say?” the Holiness asked.
“Of course sire. And it was very moving. What you did? You truly are great Sire”, the SP.
“You sire, a pontiff, a man of God, the most revered, learned in the scriptures, otherworldly…” the SP was going on.
“Yes, yes “, the Holiness cut in impatiently, “I am all of those things. What is it that I am supposed to have done?”
“Just like you Sire, just like you”, the DM said folding his hands in reverence, “Just like to always be teaching us the lessons of life. Even now you are testing us. This town is truly fortunate to have you, your Holiness”
“Listen…” your Holiness was getting annoyed now.
But the DM spoke up. “You Sire, a person like you. You fell at their feet. At their feet, sire. At the feet of two mere mortals. Two uncultured boors, according to their own confession.”
“And that is when it dawned on them Sire”, the SP said, “That is what letting go of ego means. If you could fall at their feet and stand in front of them with folded hands, can’t they let go of their egos and to resolve a small dispute”.
“Sire, it is a lesson that you have taught to all of us, not only to them. We will always remember this Sire”.
His Holiness was shocked. But he had the presence of mind to just nod along.
“They told us they tried to stop you from leaving. But that you were rushing out. That you seemed in a hurry. And in not a little pain”, the DM
“Yes, I was in pain”, His Holiness intoned gravely.
“They told us Sire. They are aware and ashamed of the pain that they caused you.”
“But now they understand Sire. Now they understand why you had left in such a hurry”
“They do?” His Holiness asked, looking a little worried.
“Yes Sire. You left because it was the right time to leave”, the SP said.
“Yes, it would have been disastrous otherwise”, His Holiness.
“Disastrous Sire?” the SP asked
“Yes, too late, I meant”, His Holiness
“Yes Sire that was the right time to leave. To give them the time to think about what just happened. To not accept their apologies then and there. What a lesson Sire, what a lesson”, the SP.
“They waited for a while, hoping you would come back Sire”, the DM said, “but you didn’t come back. They waited for two hours. They tried to ask your disciples. But your disciples would simply lower their head and say gravely that you were not coming back today. By the way, Sire, your disciples truly understand your methods. They are truly deserving to be serving you, Sire”
“They sure are”, His Holiness nodded.
“That’s when it dawned on them Sire. Your lesson. What you were trying to teach them. They rushed out of the Ashram and came immediately to us. They were bawling as I said. They told us that the land dispute is no longer going to be a problem”
“Please accept our humble gratitude, Sire”, he continued, “You have taught us all a great lesson. You have taught us all how to heed the call of one’s higher nature.
“Yes, that is true”, His Holiness sighed, “When nature calls, one cannot resist”
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